The Last Love Of Dr. Farrow
Shane
I am conning our landlady.
I’ve told her the house is haunted.
I told her I am a spiritual Investigator and she is paying me to (beat)
investigate.
LYLA
(Laughs, not understanding and still playful)
What?
Shane
I’m (beat) serious. I
moved in here. I got to talking with Harriet. She kept going on about her dead husband and
one day she mentions she thinks the house might be haunted. That’s she’s hearing weird noises and, and
suddenly I am just talking, just on a tare.
Shane (Continued)
I tell her it must be providence that I came to be a lodger
of hers because I am the premier paranormal mind operating in the south east. That I had just finished solving a paramount
case of a mansion haunted in Savannah. That I am an expert in the field. I just kept loading it on. And then I told her I’d try to help her
(beat) for money.
Lyla
That’s not what I expected you to say, Shane.
Shane
No – I didn’t think you would have.
